Ever get the feeling some of these sex positions are just made up?

[MsBlueStreak]

No. Really. Some of this has to be made up right?

https://youtu.be/hoBwZ4BE644
(this one comes with a graphical content warning, because YouTube has one too)

[NickiPower]

I’ve always wondered who makes up those positions! I seriously laughed out during this entire video! 

[kindofsquishy]

There are just SO MANY positions that I’ve tried that I just kinda go… but why?

I guess each to their own but there are plenty of ones that just seem like they exist because someone wanted to fill the pages of the karma sutra haha

[CloakOfAsh]

It’s interesting how many positions there are but essentially so many people just list the classics as their favourite. Tried and tested and all that

[ElleBelle]

I feel like you have to be a gymnast or a yoga instructor to get into some of the wilder positions. I just don’t have that level of core strength!

[CloakOfAsh]

I had a housemate once who tore his ACL in the act and had to text us to get him to take him to ER. His one night stand slunk out the back door while we were out haha

[Kit]

😀 😀 😀 😀

[MsBlueStreak]

I’m with @Kit – that would have been a humiliating and hilarious experience.

[ElleBelle]

What’s the ACL again, is that a knee?

[Kit]

@ElleBelle Yeah, right in the middle. So you basically have to be twisting your thigh and lower leg in different directions.

[Curiosity]

@ElleBelle  @Kit  The ACL most commonly gets torn from a sudden stopping and twisting/rotation of the knee, which makes you wonder how rough must the position change have been

[MsBlueStreak]

@Curiosity – rough, or disheveled?

[Curiosity]

@MsBlueStreak  hahah most likely option two

[CloakOfAsh]

I’ve been away for a while so sorry for the silence, but finally the answer you’ve all longer for. 

He never did spill the beans on the position but the doctor told us it must have been some level 3 gymnast contortion to get an ACL tear.

[Kit]

Hahahaha level 3

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