- They say: Sex with condoms just isn’t enjoyable.
You say: Is no sex more enjoyable?
- They say: I’m on the pill.
You say: I understand, but that won’t protect against STIs.
- They say: I’ll pull out with plenty of time.
You say: Nope, as soon as you’re in, it’s too late.
- They say: They don’t make condoms big enough.
You say: Don’t worry, they stretch! I can’t wait to see that.