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    Big_Mama
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    A couple of nights ago I was with my partner. It was cold, we started cuddling to warm each other up, one thing led to another…and then just as things started getting hot and heavy…I farted..not a queef, a fart. I farted right on top of him. The more I tried to hold it in, the louder it got and oh boy it was LOUD. He was a champ about it and laughed it off, but I was mortified.

    Someone please me some of your embarrassing moments in bed so I feel a bit better about myself..

    #108512
    The_Beep
    Participant

    I once vomited on a guy cos I was really drunk..during oral sex…
    yes I vomited on his dick lol 

    #108513
    The_Beep
    Participant

    I may have kept going for a bit because I may have possibly been too drunk to notice… 

    #108514
    ElleBelle
    Participant

    I have miscalculated where the edge of the bed was and fallen off it entirely, onto the floor. Sexy.

    #108515
    Aunt_FloAunt_Flo
    Moderator

    I had accidental anal once. Darkness + doggy style + lube was not a recipe for success. Ouch!

    #108516
    mak_trouble891
    Participant

    The first time I stayed at my boyfriends house and we planned to do the deed, I vomited in his bed and the passed out in the hallway. Lol no sex for him… oops

    #108517
    Zah
    Participant

    Oooooh bummer @Big_Mama , I sorta hoped that if that ever happened to me I could pass it off as a queef! Got walked in on once, awkward for all parties….

    #108518
    stephaniaaaahstephaniaaaah
    Keymaster

    Hahaha I am loving this thread!! i love how sex is just so awkward, laughable and messy sometimes!

    I pooped the bed really badly one time during a drunken session with my ex, we were both too drunk to notice and in the morning realised there was poo everywhere hahaha. Also once was having crazy sex in the dark and got my period, had no idea until the next morning, there was bloody hand-prints all over the wall… looked like someone was murdered!!! 

    Happens to all of us!!! 

    #108519
    walk_on_walls
    Participant

    @Big_Mama you gotta be feeling better now!

    #108520
    Curiosity
    Participant

    Had a friend who’s boyfriend went down on her and she accidentally farted while he was down there. She was mortified. They are still together and enough time has passed now she can laugh it off.

    @stephaniaaaah one of those frozen “my gosh what happened” moments

    #108521
    Big_Mama
    Participant

    @walk_on_walls yep! 🙂

    I feel so much better. Misery loves company haha

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