Regular things with weirdly sexualised names

[MsBlueStreak]

So I came across this whilst out at dinner the other week… and it’s fantabulous name had me wondering what other things we’ve seen out there with weird (and somewhat sexualised) names? 

Name your products or post your pics here.

[CloakOfAsh]

Hahah  this is awesome. And Mustard too!

[NickiPower]

Oh this should be a fun one! The only thing I can think of is a bum bag in the US being called a fanny pack! 

[ElleBelle]

I still giggle when Americans say they “root” for a sports team.

[mak_trouble891]

This doesn’t really count, but I hate the word ‘moist’ anything that is described as moist instantly becomes sexual and almost gross for me lol 

[MsBlueStreak]

So keeping http:// with the food theme (I’m sure there are plenty of other themes, and we’ll get to those)…. I found these images with the help of Google and The Huffington Post.

Ah… no thanks Dominos

Something tells me this was lost in translation:

I like dip…  but maybe not!

I’m not even sure what these look like:

And finally… what the? Paula Deen did you lose your mind for a minute when naming this?

[NickiPower]

@ElleBelle And the Canadian clothing brand Roots with a Beaver as their mascot makes me giggle too (although their stuff rocks!).. 

[CloakOfAsh]

I’ll be back in Europe in April and it never fails to deliver on these. I will be sure to keep you updated 😉

[ElleBelle]

[ElleBelle]

Wang milk, anyone?

[MsBlueStreak]

So this isn’t exactly on topic… but it takes the cake for spelling error:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSuvBEegfXh/

[Kit]

I’m sorry, that’s killed me ^^

[walk_on_walls]

I’ll just leave this here.

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-19.jpg

[MsBlueStreak]

Stolen from a colleague, and came with the caption “France has some beautiful towns”

[CloakOfAsh]

So much fun to be had overseas with words that mean something else. 

For example on german roads there are signs everywhere that instruct Australians to fart. They read “Ausfahrt”. 

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