So keeping http:// with the food theme (I’m sure there are plenty of other themes, and we’ll get to those)…. I found these images with the help of Google and The Huffington Post.
Ah… no thanks Dominos

Something tells me this was lost in translation:

I like dip… but maybe not!

I’m not even sure what these look like:

And finally… what the? Paula Deen did you lose your mind for a minute when naming this?
